Dylan

I don't secretly hate women.

Dylan hiking in front of the Matterhorn

I actually brush my teeth.

Dylan grinning with thumbs up over Rio de Janeiro

Arrested zero times.

Dylan asleep on a train while the Alps go by

I don't care about crypto.

Dylan wearing novelty star sunglasses at a bar, holding a Coke

I don't have a drinking problem.

Dylan smiling by the water at sunset in Lisbon

I won't ghost you.

Dylan checking his watch on Westminster Bridge

I'm not catfishing you.

Dylan smiling in golden hour light

The bar doesn't need to be on the floor.